Bourbon, Cigars and Chocolate

I have to admit to an addiction. One I didn't see coming.

See, my favorite spirit is a good Kentucky Bourbon, and I love the occasional premium, hand-rolled cigar. But I can go without either If I had to (for a while anyway). Though try as I may, I just can't seem to go more than a week or so, before I find myself prowling dark alleyways and pledging my first born, to get a fix.

The monkey on my back I'm referring to is Chocolate.

Yea I know, there are worse things to be addicted to for sure, like meth, gambling or fat women! But it's still an issue for me, so I've rationalized my way into a compromise.

I can have as much as I want, so long as I adhere to these rules:

Dark chocolate.

70 % cacao or higher, which only uses raw cane sugar or natural fruit juice as a sweetener.

All Certified Organically grown, non-gmo.

Sourced only from a country that uses non-child labor and has a democratically elected government!

What could go wrong?